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He's finally here! After years of waiting, Elvis
the Guinea pig has finally agreed to a high fashion all-nude photoshoot
appearing EXCLUSIVELY on regina.com!
Elvis the Guinea pig is joining the ranks of such other artists as petunia, the ever-jogging dog, lulu, the grinning love puppy, and of course the venerable monster; cat of mystery. Animal candids not enough for you? Try gazing upon the Shady Echoes Mental Institution Halloween '00 or the Toxic Hillbilly Swamp Halloween '99 or the Alien Encounter Halloween '98 |
O.K. You've seen all our pets, you've seen our halloweens...
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Although the Regina Music Box Company no longer exists as such, regular
streams of emails requesting information on Regina music boxes mandate
the following four links to assorted Regina Music Box related websites.
If you have a Regina Music box, you can be one of the dance-up-and-down
people on the Antiques Roadshow, as they are quite valuable. Link
#1 , Link #2
, Link #3 ,
Link #4
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Here
is some fine print: Our primary use of the domain Regina.com is for
email and private subdirectories. This public site is an afterthought
and a public service tribute to "Regina" related sites (that don't crash
our browser). Regina.com is not affiliated with any of the Regina related
links listed on this page, nor is receiving or soliciting any financial
compensation for the placing of said links on this page. Regina.com
was acquired as an anniversary present many years ago for my wonderful
wife, Regina and as such Regina.com is simply not for sale. If you were
thinking of being one of the hundreds of "cute" people that emails us
that "everything is for sale for a price" don't bother. You are not
clever and while I concede that there is likely some insane amount of
money that would break our resolve, you don't have that kind of money
because if you did you wouldn't still live with your mom. Regina.com
is not the government of Saskatchewan and cannot help you if you got
a speeding ticket, even if you are a truckdriver and the ticket was
unfair and they "do it just to punish the hardworking truck driver".
Regina.com would prefer that if you want to break up with your boy/girlfriend
on Her Majesty's Canadian Ship Regina (HMCS-REGINA), that you send the
email to him/her at regina@hmcsregina.com and not hmcsregina@regina.com,
as it breaks our hearts to read about love gone sour. If you work for
the Asian bra manufacturer Regina Miracle, please realize that your
domain is reginamiracle, not regina.com and that you are missing out
on all sorts of fascinating internal corporate policy changes and supplier
issues as well as timely manufacturing complication resolution protocols
because they are being sent in chinese to me and my wife. If you are
looking to complain to regina.com about some Canadian policy or law
or statute or tradition or land division or something, please note that
Regina and I live in New Zealand and have never been to Canada, much
less usurped the authority to rule it. I mean, you are welcome to complain
to us and stuff, but really, what's the point? Oh, and along those lines,
if you are one of the many hatemongers taking offense at our support
of gay pride, find some NEW way to express your narrow minded tripe.
Regina and I are approaching our 14th wedding anniversary so accusing
us of being "steaming homosexuals" (why would a homosexual steam?) is
pretty ineffective. Ad space on Regina.com is not for sale, especially
if the seller guarantees us "a steady flow of cash-money working while
we sleep." I would be afraid that the cash-money ebbs might swirl around
the bed and generate some kind of problem that we, incapacitated with
sleep, would not be able to remedy. It's a real threat... no, really.
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